Out of context Sims conversations…
the four horsemen of the apocalypse
(Source: mortem-et-necromantia, via lawb0y)
The anatomy of the Beast
I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.
cock of a HORSE
i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT
someone give me something funny to reply to this with
and he hasn’t messaged me back since
I still do this
TO THE LEFT I’M DYING
Any time someone says that the Attack On Titan fandom needs to do a prayer circle for a character, I just sit there like, do you remember what happened last time when there was a prayer circle?
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
(Source: funnywildlife, via japhers)